Toucan's used in the Froot Loop mining operation eventually retired to the jungle from whence they had come to enjoy the fruits of the their labour, as well as Froot Loops they had managed to take with them from Jupiter.įroot Loops integrated themselves excellently into the jungle environment, with the Toucan as their only natural predator.īy relocating the Froot Loop harvesting operation to the jungle, the Kellogg family saved millions in mining costs, as rocket-fuel prices were beginning to soar. The Introduction of Froot Loops to the Jungle The rainbow colors (and psychotic chemicals) had a hypnotic effect, compelling a child to get a second, or even third "hit". The Toucan was originally used with chemicals for flavoring, therefore using the bird as a cute cartoon image, distracted the consumer from reading the ingredients. Both projects are known for their success, especially in the US, Australia and the UK. With ADD now in decline, the project was closed, however it spawned a new generation of projects, namely the childhood diabetes project and the obesity epidemic. Kellogg's was congratulated by the Nazi Movement, among other things, for coming up with a cure for ADD: Give children what they want and pump them full of sugar and they will be fine. Once their eyes registered colours on the bright end of the colour scale, immediate calm ensued followed by the consumation of the Froot Loops, replacing the much needed sugar lost in continuous gaming.
The only way to placate the "Nintendo Generation" was to place the brightly coloured Froot Loops in front of their dilated pupils. The project was an immediate success with boxes of Froot Loops being shipped from Jupiter almost immediately.Īll over the world mothers were paralysed in supermarket aisles by screaming children, afflicted by extreme sugar withdrawal. The answer was presented in the 1950s when Kellogg's proposed a revolutionary solution to the world's ADD problem that was plaguing children since sugar became freely available in the 1970s.Ĭhildren's concentration was falling in schools, and Kellogg's agreed to aid the state by sending a team of expert miners armed with Toucans to sniff out precious Froot Loops.
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